Thursday, 9 July 2015

That Last Photo

Hello, It's me again, Mrs Cockroach; style consultant, highlights expert, fashion guru.

I have been looking again at the last photo and as ever I have some observations

These are all my own opinion, don't forget.

(And to the person who commented that my opinion wasn't worth the steam curling off a freshly deposited dog turd, I shall pray for you)

Now before we go on, I just have to say this. Khaki, Gerry?
Really? With your skin tone?
No, no, no and thrice no. Plus an extra one.

You're a ''Winter'', dear. A black linen would have been sooooooooo much more flattering and really you need to do something about that t-shirt. It's so 2006.

Now, I noticed something while microscopically analysing the growth direction of the hairs on Gerry's well-muscled legs.

Peering at the group from the background is what appears to be a ghost raccoon. What is the meaning of this?

Well, some cultures believe that raccoons are Harbingers of Doom. This is quite true. And there is evidence of this. It is a little known fact that Greg Norman was startled by the appearance of a ghost raccoon on the 2nd fairway at the Open in 1990, causing him to shoot a lamentable 76 for the third round, when victory had been within his grasp

So what is the meaning of the appearance of the raccoon here? We can only speculate........

Of course, it could have manifested as a result of Kate pairing Amelie's orange top with a pink hat - what was she thinking?

My opinions only.......

My Opinion Only

Hello, I'm Mrs Cockroach, and I'm a stalker. SORRY, not stalker - blogger!!!!!  Yes, that's what I meant to say. Blogger...........

You see, I can tell a lot about people just by looking at them. Or photos of them. Or their houses. Or pets. Or friends.....

Clothing speaks to me

A pair of socks can speak to me and say ''I am a deranged murderer - keep the hell away from me''

What can I say - it's a gift.

So watch out for my posts. They will bring you insight. They will give you another perspective. They will leave you with a migraine.......